Monty python, swallow

$40.00

Guard: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?

King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!

Guard: It’s not a question of where he grips it! It’s a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

King Arthur: Well, it doesn’t matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?

Guard: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

King Arthur: Please!

Guard: Am I right?

King Arthur: I’m not interested!

Description

All openers are laser engraved, hand stained and painted. Each opener may vary slightly because of this. They are magnetic and will catch your bottle caps!

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